the Prof & the Pezzi ball

Right - The SSI hath spoken: "Thy basic starting level assessed as elite". So now the fresh young blonde has taken the !@%*&!! machines at their word and presented me with a training schedule which shows NO respect for her elders. Yes, I understand that this is good news. Yes. Absolutely. Right. OK. So today I begin my intimate acquaintance with my new best friend, the Pezzi Ball. After lunch. Not right now. Got some other things to take care of first. Like lunch.

Of course I shouldn't really be surprised at the SSI assessment results. After all, that's sort of the whole point about the fruit thing. And it's exactly what Prof BJ Meyer proved (please note: PROVED - although being a scientist he indicated & suggested & strongly pointed to the possibility) that fruitarianism is a significant health investment - for us ordinary mortals as well as for athletes. And here's the really convincing part about Prof Meyer's tests - he was Professor at PRETORIA University. There's something terribly establishment about that. No - I'm not from Pretoria and quite frankly I don't like the place much. But somehow the Pretoria prof's scientific pronouncement carries more weight (for me at least) than a revelation from the Supreme Wisdom-Vessel of the Academy of Pleiadian Light. Let's just say: Pretoria University is not flaky fringe, The Professor is a scientist, and by investigating the impact of the fruitarian diet on health and athletic performance he's done us all a tremendous favour.

A note of caution, though, from the Prof. He says: Don't guess - make sure.

How ? We'll have to get to that later. Right now I must go rest up for my exercise session. After lunch.